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May 28th

Went to the Olive Garden to check on my app, got hired on the spot, and had the rest of the day to celebrate. Jazzy and I planned on going to Marlon's party after work, and went to Remington's to pregame. I really really like Remington's. It's got a really nice vibe, karaoke, and a live DJ that kept spitting out hits that made everyone go nuts. By midnight, Remington's was overrun by Outback. EVERYbody was there, including Marlon and his "party gang." James acted like a huge creep the entire time, and I probably ended up hurting his feelings by rejecting him as harshly as I did.... but seriously, he was really close to crossing lines.

We smoked a lot that night, and Rachel joined in this time!! She talked about this thing called an "all-day fun-day" she was going to have with her best friend. The concept is you meet up with your best friend, and do whatever the hell you want or have always wanted to do --all day. I like that! I planned an all-day fun-day for Sunday. Rachel and Nick had this hilarious conversation in Creole, and Jazz and I nearly pissed ourselves laughing.

We ran into Nijel and Deon, and Jazzy and I decided to skip Marlon's party and instead go with Deo and Nijel to this strip club in New Carrollton.

Apparently "Sensations" isn't a good strip club, and Nijel's going to make me go to a better one sometime. lol I mean.. It sucked on the floor, and it sucked in VIP (Nijel bought us wristbands). I wish I had a book to read. But whatever. At least I can say I've been to a strip club. I didn't *hate* it, and I was still having a good time from Remingtons... but girls don't really turn me on, no matter how little they wear and no matter how hard they shake. I guess it was kind of cool watching the pole dancers, since they did some pretty impossible looking things with their bodies. Jazzy was in the same boat. "Whooooaaaa! How'd she do that? Wow. How'd she do that?"

In any case, if I do decide to go to that better strip club, Nijel's paying. There's no way I'm spending money on that again.


May 29

Drove Jasmine to the metro early, filled out the paperwork for the Olive Garden, then went to work. After work, Jazzy, Camille, J5 and I went to Marlon's house. Marlon played his album, and we had a blast picking out all the Outbackers freestyles. They have a lot of dance hits, which is pretty sweet. I was thinking about organizing some crazy freestyle battle with my coworkers and the undergrounduates....

But then, I was thinking a lot of crazy things. We hit 5 jays, and I chugged a "four loco." About 2 hours later, I was vomiting in Marlon's bathroom and passing out on a chair. I stayed down for a while, trying hard to sober up. Later, we went to IHOP and I had some pancakes. J5 and Jazz got a ride back home from IHOP, and I
somehow made it back home in one piece... fast enough to rush to the bathroom for my 5AM appt with the toilet. I threw up a lot that night.

May 30th

Despite having been blasted the night before, I got up around 9:45-10AM, ready and excited for the Six Flags trip. I wasn't hungover, and ended up having a great time. Jesse, Dave, Anika and I drove down to the park, rode a couple of rides and played in the waterpark for a bit. We dumpster-dived for lunch (I think we've degenerated quite a bit since last semester...), and even though we didn't spend much more than 4 hours at the park, we still had a lot of fun. The line to get our pictures taken for the season pass was super long, so we just skipped that. We're better off going early on a weekday to get that taken care of.

We got back to the house around 5, and while the house prepared for the BBQ they'd been planning, I drove down to the Outback to retrieve my bike. I finally opened those super soakers I got for my b-day and played a little bit at the restaurant. ;x After loitering around for a bit (and getting free quesadillas), I went back home for a short nap. Later, I drove back to the Outback Steakhouse to pick up Jasmine and J5. We came back to the house, smoked, drank and ate a bit, and then met up with more coworkers at Cornerstone.

I nursed two drinks for a couple of hours, weary from the night before and trying to stay sober enough to drive. I got hit on a looot, which made things really really uncomfortable for me. I don't wanna date anyone at all right now, and I was starting to get really annoyed with the boys. Apparently you can't have a good time unless you hook up with someone. I hope they learn soon that they can't do that with me.


After CStone closed, we went to the Diner (IHOP was taking really long to seat us). Another coworker paid for my food in exchange for crashing at my place (lol he didn't realize he could just crash at my place for free, and I didn't really care to tell him otherwise. Rachel got into an argument with the girl sitting behind her, which was kind of entertaining. Especially Camille, who has worked at Outback for a grand total of 3 days: "Oh, if she tries anything, I'm ready. I got on like 7 rings, AND I'm wearin' a hat." XD <3 I'm pretty sure Take-away adopted her.

After dinner/breakfast, we (J5, Jasmine, Damon and I) headed back to my place to finally get some sleep -- it was around 5 in the morning. I had sobered up a lot by then, so I felt much safer driving home. However, when we got to the house, Damon revealed that he was allergic to cats.

T________T

So we had to have J5 call his ride AGAIN, and pick them up.

Except that J5 was passed out on MY BED. lol there was no waking him either. I'm afraid he's convinced "I'm with him" and "he's with me." I crashed on the couch in my living room, not wanting to deal with any of that bullshit at 5 in the morning.

May 31st

Had orientation at the Olive Garden. Afterwards, Jasmine and I met up with James and Rachel at BWW. Afterward, Rachel went to work and James, Jazzy and I went to the new headshop that opened up in CP, the Bamboo Eater. I've actually met the owner before at Jayme Bell's b-day party -- we had a mini dance party while Arteest freestyled over Swayze. There were a lot of cool things at the headshop, and I plan on getting a gas-mask bong when they restock. They also have a lot of hookah and shisha. Jazzy got some rolling papers, a grinder, and some other things. After, I took her to Gbelt station, and smoked hookah at James house. We watched some Arrested Development, then I headed over to Mel's BBQ. Theo, Eli, Mek, Luis and Beri were already there when I arrived. We ate, played Apples to Apples and frisbee, then I ended up going to my mom's around 11.